It’s been a different year,
What, with twins and all.
No more “quick stops” at Target
Or long trips to the mall.
With the holidays approaching
I needed a better plan --
I’m not nearly as mobile
With two more kids in our clan.
I tried on-line shopping
A sort of “cyber St. Nick”
All of my gift shopping done
With just a few easy clicks.
JCrew, Amazon
Toys R Us and more!
All of my favorite dot coms
Delivered right to my door.
The postman, the FedEx guy –
They all brought my things.
Everyday was like Christmas
Each time my doorbell would ring.
The mall at my fingertips.
My shopping done in no time.
But the best part of all:
No crowds and no lines.
It’s amazing what you can accomplish
While your little ones take naps.
Who knows – maybe next year?
I’ll even get it gift wrapped.